Popsicle Toes.

Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to...

Things I've Learned on My Summer Vacation.

(1) "Frankie Says Relax" is actually about the song "Relax" which is actually about ejaculation... ahem.
(2) Before there was "Pass the Dutch" there was "Pass the Dutchie".
(3) Between 1972 and 1981 there was a show - and that show was called "Midnight Special" and if that show still played today... I would be late for school every morning.