I Wish.

Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy

Ahhh. Procrastination. My friend.

So far tonight, we've joined meaningless facebook groups, made up a dance to Bust A Move by Young MC, ate half a dozen york pepermint patties, smell checked my armpits, calculated how badly I can fail tomorrows exam and still end up with an A in the class, waited for my painfully slow internet connection to load the lyrics of Humpty Dance by Digital Underground and written a completley useless blog entry not related to anything major occuring in my life at this moment.